Day 2, right? It feels like longer than that. The theme of today's tweets is "overshare." Here are today's tweets:
8:00 am. Hello Cozumel. I've been to tourist Mexico before, and beaches have sand, so I'm staying on the ship today.
9:00 am. Shaving my legs is SO much easier when the boat is docked.
9:30 am. I have my pick of shady lounge chairs! There is no line at the buffet line! Disembarkation is for wusses.
10:02 am. The View is on the jumbotron over the pool. 1st story = cruise ship wreck. This is like watching Airport '76 on the inflight movie.
10:03 am. Ha! Someone changed the channel. Picturing the Cruise Director's mad scramble for the remote control.
10:45 am Oh, here's Mother Nature, and she's brought a gift for me. My life is a Tampax commercial.
10:47 am. Did I really just Tweet that, even if only in my head? What if only I think it's funny enough to balance out the TMI?
The mid-day hypothetical tweets go like this:
Reading. Dozing. Eating. (repeat)
5:59 pm. Miss Marple unmasked the murderer just in time for dinner. Convenient. Also convenient that it was not a poisoner.
9:40 pm. On our way to Grand Cayman, where I will attempt to actually get off the ship.
*waving* Hi Mom! I'm still fine! No mutant shark attacks (yet)!